February 2010
9 posts
Record of Week 07 '10 (Burzum - Belus)
Record of Week 07 ‘10 Burzum - Belus (2010)
The last time Varg Vikernes fucked me was back in 1996. He gave it to me hard with Filosofem. He cuddled me even harder with his synth ambience. When he was convicted of murder, Varg promised me we’d keep in touch. But fuck me he did not. Now, nearly fifteen years later, my asshole is once again gaping like a black hole: sucking that Burzum dick deep...
Shutter Island (2010)
This post will have spoilers in it.
I went into Shutter Island, confident with spending $12.50 without reading a review because: I’ve heard the book it’s adapted from is awesome and it’s Scorsese. You know the guy, the director guy who’s good at his directing thing. And if the source material is good, described to me as a “total mindfuck,” fuck my mind,...
Jess & I In A Brooklyn Bookstore
I said, “I hid my erection from you the whole time.”
She said, “That’s a disgusting thing to say in public.”
Another she, a stranger, interjected, “I thought it was funny.”
Record of Week 06 '10 Best Coast - Something In...
Record of Week 06 ‘10 Best Coast - Something In The Way (2010)
I don’t know about your city, but today Brooklyn’s streets are cold. Snow banks between cars, under cars, and on top of cars. Coffee’s hot, but that brings you to fast, loose stools in that coffee shop’s bathroom. So, like, February is so gross. So, how about some summer escapism? Perfect timing, Best Coast, drop that warm lo-fi...
Open Letter To Chris Gethard (Re: Nissan Road...
I submitted an essay to Chris Gethard for his Nissan Road Trip contest. I think the actual title of the contest might be different, but you get the idea. So here’s the essay in its full glory. Thought it was worth sharing.
Chris Gethard-
Hey, man. It’s Saturday night, 7:26 p.m. I recall your essay deadline is in a day or so, so here goes nothing! The prompt (goal) was to convince you...